Pretty Little Kitty Kitties

Pretty Little Kitty Kitties are one of my favorite things.
When they meow they are trying to sing.
Do you like pretty little kitty kitties as much as I do?
Golly Gee, I sure hope so.
A big big rainbow goes over my house, way way over my house
When a pretty little kitty kitty chases a mouse, a little little mouse.
That’s why I will have plenty of yarn and cheese
So that my pretty little kitty kitties are happy little kitty kitties.

Super Mario Bros

Super Mario Brothers are one of my favorite things.
They hit their head on bricks while running.
Do you like Super Mario Brothers as much as I do?
Golly Gee, I sure hope so.
A firepower flower pops out of a block, a questionable block.
Super Mario brothers throw fiery rocks, fireball rocks!
That’s why I eat plenty of spaghetti and meatballs
So Mario and Luigi can save the princess.

Billy’s Blanket

Billy’s blanket is one of my favorite things.
He got it as a gift from a friend named Audrey.
Do you like Billy’s blanket as much as I do?
Golly Gee, I sure doubt so.
Billy holds his blanket like Linus holds his.
Yeah, sure, I want it, but it is what it is.
That’s why my air conditioner has frozen over,
Because when Billy happens by the blanket is remembered.

Reruns on TV

Reruns on TV are one of my favorite things.
I watch them over and over. It’s never-ending.
Do you like reruns on TV as much as I do?
Golly Gee, it’s either that or some game show.
Reliving scenes with characters we know.
Suffering through commercials while holding the remote.
Laugh tracks and theme songs are catchy and amusing.
I can’t help but smile, even while I’m drooling.

Pink and Purple Hair

Pink and purple hair is one of my favorite things.
It kind of looks like stringy cotton candy.
Do you like pink and purple hair as much as I do?
Golly Gee, it’s nice but gets caught in your throat.
Grape juice and lemonade have more sugar than I can handle
Hair sure does stink when you singe it with a candle.
That’s why it’s better not to set your hair on fire,
But if you do, buy a wig and consider the colors I admire.

Awkward Goodbyes

Awkward Goodbyes are one of my favorite things.
The conversation ends but no one can leave.
Do you like Awkward Goodbyes as much as I do?
Golly Gee won’t you look at the time,
I gotta get going but it was nice chatting.
Maybe another day or whatever, we can chill.
Brrr… Ha! Ha! Get it? Funny right? Anyway—Bye!?

Staring Deep into the Void of Space

Staring deep into the void of space is one of my favorite things.
I walked into a room but forgot why—how strange.
Do you like staring deep into the void of space as much as I do?
Golly Gee… What were we talking about?
Sorry, I zoned out there for a moment or two
I was thinking about something but don’t ask what. I have no clue.
It mustn’t have been too important, otherwise I’d remember.
But somewhere in the night sky, my ideas drift like embers.