Hello Folks,
It’s been a long time since I’ve done much of anything with this blog thingamabob. Honestly, I’ve never been a fan of the word. Blog sounds Bleg to me. “Hey, wanna read my blog?” “Subscribe to my blog.” “Find out news way in how I pander when you read my blog!” Yuck Face times four to infinity. That’s just not me.
UNTIL NOW!
I have come to understand that I don’t have to blog. I can bleg! Let it be known that from this day, I will bring forth two highly entertaining BLEG series: Poor Poetry and Articles from the Subconscious Mind of a Nearly Mad Man. Get the skinny below and click the buttons to read the first entries! More entries will come in time so subscribe to my newsletter for more.
Poor Poetry
Nobody really knows about my poetic prowess and it is high time that I showcase my special talent in writing the best worst poetry that anyone has ever read. I am moved by many things in this world, to write poetry that is, and I will begin this very important and necessary endeavor by writing a series on my most favorite things in the whole wide world and beyond, and even beyond the beyond, and shall it be necessary, I will go behind the beyond and beyond the behind of the beyond. I’ll stop there so we don’t get too dizzy. First entries include Pretty Little Kitty Kitties and Super Mario Brothers. You’re welcome.
Articles from the Subconscious Mind of a Nearly Mad Man
Oh, but it’s true! This series of prose will be written in the style of news articles in a stream-of-consciousness manner that will illustrate the pure definition of my very being, I’d apologize in advance but you will have the option to read it or not. I don’t think much genius will come from this but it will be very fun for me. This first entry is titled Barleytons Under Intense Scrutinization. Yes, I know and I did warn you.